Almost.

And some have also been reproduced in books as well.

Mr. Thomas, riding home on a particular occasion, came upon two members of his parish who had recently been made justices of the peace.

Prithviraj Shirole from India on July 18, 2020: That was so funny.

I was later found in a ditch by some stray cows.

Strange things can happen sometimes. Much appreciated, Alun, This was such a delight to read!

Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on January 03, 2015: stevemorgan1005; I guess a combination of the trauma of being involved in a car crash, coupled with the trauma of speaking to an authority figure like a policeman, and maybe the need in their minds to absolve themselves from all responsibility for the accident, all contribute towards people saying some daft things. Some of them have certainly been around a long time, and I guess now we have the Internet to record them for everyone to read, they will remain for as long as we have motor cars (or insurance claims) :).

Pinned, tweeted, googled. I turned the wheel to what I thought was enough and found myself in a different direction going the opposite way.

I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had the accident.

Fyi My mother (who passed away before we got internet 1996) had many of these on paper. I saw the slow moving, sad faced old gentleman as he bounced off the roof of my car. I had been learning to drive with power steering.

But it's unfair to blame just our bovine friends. Alun, ahorseback; Thanks very much. It's the reason why - despite the absurdity of some of these excuses - it is easy to believe absolutely in their authenticity.

The other car collided with mine without giving warning of its intentions.

I enjoyed a ton reading them. :-) At least you got to talk to the claimant over the phone - can you imagine keeping a straight face if you were talking to her in person? I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment. Cheers, Alun. Here are true quotes from hapless policyholders—plus some more humor for the day! (the first group). You must have JavaScript enabled to use this form.

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Suzie from Carson City on August 07, 2014: Funny....funny...funny! Very understandable :-), The Examiner-1; Perhaps difficult to believe, but apparently all genuine according to the sites (some of them insurance company web sites) they came from.

It seems the claimant had burned her rear end on a heating pad, and sent in photos to prove it!!! Stupid politicians ?.......Ed.

A common culprit of accidents in my part of the world is the always present deer.

An invisible car came out of nowhere, struck my vehicle, and vanished. Because of adrenaline, your perceptions will be skewed: your attacker might look bigger than he was, the knife or gun might look bigger, distances seem farther, etc. In fact I had to pull my stomach in whenever I made a turn of any consequence. Your visits and comments are much appreciated Writer Fox. If the person has recently had the accident and is at the police station giving a statement, they probably still have adrenaline coursing through their body. If you give a statement while still in this state, later a defense attorney can use it to make you look like a liar. Barbara Purvis Hunter from Florida on August 07, 2014: I worked for a large insurance company after college and I can tell you their claims were very funny.

You must have made some changes, as it came up as new. People after an accident may be confused and agitated, talking to an authoritative figure, and maybe at the same time trying to deflect blame or at least rationalise their own actions. The telephone pole was approaching. O My Gosh , you nailed it !

Glad this collection of quotes made you laugh. By The Editors. Cheers, Alun. I've read all of these several times now, and I still find myself laughing at them.

It seems what matters is that if you have the right to turn right, then you must turn right and not hold him up for a few seconds - the presence of oncoming traffic is a minor detail! They can be wise, witty, or foolish. I pulled away from the side of the road, glanced at my mother-in-law, and headed over the embankment. Hmm. Very funny. She should have got two tickets - one for the offence and one for just being stupid! It was then that a very sneaky car came up to me mid-laugh and stopped me cold.

It is breathtaking how people sometimes think - or how they try to defend themselves when in the wrong! Best wishes Susan, and hope you're enjoying life here on HubPages after the move from Squidoo.

We were rear ended at a traffic light a couple of months ago. I was forced to pull into the side suddenly, and as my tummy muscles failed to react the steering column did likewise and I struck a heap of roadside clearings', Please feel free to quote limited text from this article on condition that an active link back to this page is included. car crash 17609 GIFs. Luckily he didn't involve me in his accident. I was thrown from the car as it left the road. It was fun to read it over again. You really found some good ones Alun. With a hub of this kind, feedback saying that it provided a lot of laughs is the best possible feedback!!

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I have no problem believing that under stress or panic, people will say the damnedest things......with no awareness of what they just said.... #8 is an absolute winner......"a tree I haven't got...." ROFLMAO! Funny Car Accident Reports and More Humor . Alun. Thanks. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on June 04, 2014: Kawika Chann from Northwest, Hawaii, Anykine place on June 04, 2014: Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on April 10, 2014: Cheers DDE for your comment and apologies for not thanking you for it earlier.

My late mother worked in the claims department of a large insurance company back in the 1970s, and one claim came across her desk that got shared all around the office, and had everyone in stitches.

Voted Up and FUNNY for sure!! The parishioners, seeing the minister atop a fine steed, decided to tease him by saying: “Well, Mr. Thomas, you are very unlike your Master, for He was content to ride upon an ass.”, “An ass?” exclaimed the minister. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh. https://www.metacafe.com/watch/1147336/funny_truck_crash_crash A lady and her husband were driving legally and a a woman ran a stop sign and hit them. I bumped into a lamp-post that was obscured by human beings. There was no damage to the car as the gate post will testify.

David Guion from North Carolina on October 09, 2014: Thanks for the reminder how important it is to watch out for wandering lamp posts and telephone poles who like to attack innocent cars! John poole; Thanks John - glad to hear that! To avoid hitting the bumper of the car in front I struck the pedestrian.

You can find lots of Funny Pictures .We have a big photos gallery from different kinds of categories. See more grins and groans from The Old Farmer’s Almanac.

Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on March 28, 2017: Carol Cotton; Thank you Carol! This affects our physical perceptions as well our ability to express ourselves clearly.

Paula is of course right, but the illogical thinking of some drivers such as your 'hot shot' is unfortunately all too typical.

I had been shopping for plants all day and was on my way home. "whether by accident or design" ... we'll never know. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on August 09, 2018: Charlie J.: Thanks Charlie for that.

I once read a book about safety that advised victims of crimes such as muggings not to give a detailed statement immediately after the crime.

I can only hope that most of these folks were flustered when they made these reports. I thought Leprechauns were extremely small. The Rev.

Here's another one for you. A Complication of Funny Car Crashes or funny car related stupid acts on tape which I Placed into One Big Video. I was attempting to swerve out of its way when it struck my front end.

fpherj48; Thanks very much for that. Quotations can inform and stimulate. HILARIOUS!

I collided with a stationary truck coming the other way. Devika Primić from Dubrovnik, Croatia on February 21, 2014: 50 Funny and Bizarre Excuses Given to Police and Insurance Companies Following Car Accidents is so funny and so true. With great surprise the elderly driver asked, "How did you get here so fast?". She appeared to be making slow progress when we met on impact.. A truck backed through my windshield onto my wife's face. Alun. Accidental Reporting. She had been a teacher for 10yrs. It's 4:48 a.m. Couldn't sleep so decided to check my email. {{familyColorButtonText(colorFamily.name)}}, View {{carousel.total_number_of_results}} results. I had been driving for forty years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. The indirect cause of the accident was a little guy in a small car with a big mouth. I was laughing so hard, I couldn't see where I should park the car!

Alun.

Well at least I've had a good Sunday laugh.

DzyMsLizzy; Thanks very much for your contribution of an insurance claim! Love the comment :). “Why, there’s no such beast to be gotten nowadays.”, “Because they now make them justices of the peace.”. Thank you for this compilation of funny excuses. I could not believe most of them. Greensleeves Hubs (author) from Essex, UK on July 07, 2015: Jennifer Mugrage; I am sure what you say about adrenalin is true. Sep 19, 2016 - Explore Gary Meucci's board "Truck Accidents !!!!!" Susan Deppner from Arkansas USA on October 02, 2014: So funny! The Getty Images design is a trademark of Getty Images. My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.

If you happen upon it, I hope you enjoy!

dahoglund; thanks for that. I know how easy it is to get distracted. They were being passed around. It seems flies, camels and elephants also have it in for us: And just to prove that things don't change, here's an incredibly detailed insurance claim from as long ago as 1954: 'This car was hired (when) my own was being repaired. The public perception of insurance company representatives may be that they do a rather dreary job. The pedestrian had no idea which direction to run, so I ran over him.

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